Monday, January 29, 2007

The Departed

Jack Nicholson plays a mob boss smashingly in this Martin Scorsese flic. He has the perfect mug for the job, as in his older age he's looking (somehow) more sinister and vile than in times past. He plays a ruthless, totally self-confident ring leader of a crime family, and masters the role from start to gruesome finish.

I read earlier this week that Leonardo DiCaprio almost hung up his acting career after he made Titanic because he hated being portrayed as a sex-symbol. (Read a brief overview here.) As if Gangs of New York & Aviator (both Scorsese movies) didn't do it, he's for sure moved on to bigger and better things with The Departed. I was watching for a soft spot, just a hint of weakness, maybe even a smidgeon of "pretty-boy" gentleness, but no such luck. This is hard to say (especially since Titanic was on TV allllllll weekend long as Fate seemingly meant to thrust Leo front and center in my life), but he played the bad-ass roll amazingly. Even his sex scene was a bit "rough"...at least rougher than his romp with Rose on the soon-to-sink ship.

Matt Damon did slimy without a hitch as Colin Sullivan, a corrupt state cop, and worked outstandily alongside Jack & Leo in the picture. Since his best film to date was Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron , it was a seeming impossibility for him to get any better. (Um, I'm just kidding, by the way...he did much better in films where he wasn't a cartoon horse). I like him a lot in The Departed, becuase he carries his character from start to finish without it ever seeming forced.

Wow, time fails me to tell of the roles played by Mark Wahlberg , Martin Sheen , & Alec Baldwin , when especially Wahlberg deserved more. The token chick in a 87.3% man's movie was Vera Farmiga , and since I have a lot of friends of the fairer sex I'll give her a spot here in the review by saying she did a good job. Not the hottest gal on the big screen today, but I'll say of her role like the guy on the Taco Bell commercial says of Carmen Electra's dress: "it'll do." (FYI, this commercial is NOT currently online, or at least I couldn't find it, so I have no link to it. Feel free to remedy that if you find it.)

Friday, January 26, 2007

Leave Grossman Alone Already

Are you kiddin' me? ESPN is in absolute Rex hater mode, and it's startin' to really piss me off. Granted I may be a bit biased since, as I've already mentioned in a previous post, he's a local hero here in Bloomington. But even at that, don't you think the guy needs a break? Seriously, every time he threw a pass that was within 25 yards of a defender during the Saints game, the announcers were harping about how "lucky he was it wasn't picked off". C'mon, now...it's the N.F.L. Nearly every pass is "almost intercepted", just like every time a team punts, the defense "nearly blocked it". (Don't believe me, pay attention the next game you watch and see how many times this comment is made.) Anyway, I'm just sayin' it's time to cut 'ol Rexy some slack. He's a dynamic player, and in case you haven't noticed, his team has the best record in football and is representing their conference in Super Bowl 41. He's obviously gifted, so let's get some sportscasters and writers to get a little creative and start showing clips of his best passes and make remarks about what he's doing right. Why is this so important? One reason: if the Bears (and I hope not!) win the Super Bowl, these naysayers will be the first ones writing about how awesome this young kid who's going to Disney World really is. Hypocrites! Pshaw, I'm gonna put my two-cents in now...he's a deserving starter and a terrific player, mistakes notwithstanding...

My Favorite Family Guy Clip

Click the image above to see the best 22 seconds of Family Guy ever...

Colors

Race is still a volatile subject in this America in which we live. Much is being said about the fact that for the first time in history a Super Bowl team is being coached by a black man. Actually, both teams are. As I was watching the games last weekend it seemed like every few minutes that fact was being made known, and I couldn't help but wish under my breath that they'd just drop it already. Maybe I'm overreacting, but it just seems unfortunate to me to make an issue of someone's race when the color of their skin played absolutely no part in their success. The coaches in the Super Bowl are there solely because they are outstanding leaders who've learned how to direct a set of talented teams to the next level. Anyway, I've said more than I intended, I just wanted to post a couple of links to articles I've read recently concerning race. One from Esquire, and one from ESPN. Check 'em out...

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

HWOTP Goes Back In A Sexy Way!

Damn, girl! My life was blessed this past Christmas by my best friend/ gal-pal Amy who bought us tix to an upcoming show of Christina Aguilera's Back To Basics tour. I'm soooooo stoked about it, and can hardly wait. Taking a leisurely stroll today on the www I came across a bit of information that has (believe it or not), stoked my fever even more. Evidently there is a video backdrop during a part of the show where X-tina shows clips of a photo shoot she did in preparation for the 2005 tour that was cancelled (if my memory serves me right, she was touring then with Chingy, I think). Anyway, I found both a link to the video AND a site that has a list of still pics, one of which is included in this post. I am a believer that as far as dress and presentation of oneself goes, the decision should be in what makes that person happy. That being said, MY personal preference is for girls to look like girls, the look I affectionately refer to as "girlie-girls". The vid and pics here leave a stunning impression of feminine beauty, in my most humble opinion. I've noticed that a lot of pin-ups from the 30's and 40's dressed quite provocatively, and the look is just as hot today on present day starlets. The HWOTP has produced a smashing display of gorgeousness in these presentations, and I'm so looking forward to the concert. I believe the tour lineup also includes The Pussycat Dolls. Bloody hell...thanks AJ!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

If I Were A Country Singer...



...I'd probably be Jason Aldean. Here's a video clip to Hicktown, and below is the set of lyrics that go with it. I've never owned a cowboy hat or a pair of boots, but perhaps I should start lookin'. Yee-haw!

You like the way that sounds?
Little Jimmy Jackson is jackin’ up his Bronco
He’s gonna lay a little rubber later on at the truck pull
All the girls are getting’ pretty sprayin’ on the White Rain
Yeah they’re gonna get a rowdy tonight down at the football game Yeah
(Ch.) We let it rip when we got the money Let it roll if we got the gas
It gets wild yeah but that’s the way we get down In a Hicktown
Well you can see the neighbors butt crack nailing on his shingles
And his woman’s’ smokin’ Pall Mall’s watchin’ Laura Ingles
And Granny’s getting’ lit she’s headin’ out to bingo
Yeah my buddies and me are goin’ muddin’ down on Blue Hole Road
You know You know
(Br.) We hear folks in the city party in Martini Bars
And they like to show off in their fancy foreign cars
Out here in the boondocks we buy beer at Amoco
And crank our Kraco speakers with that country radio
Yeah in a Hicktown Oh we aint finished yet
We got you’re country boys and you’re redneck girls
It’s the party heard round the world Right here in Hicktown Yeah In Hicktown
The whole town’s gettin’ down

Monday, January 22, 2007

Home State 76 Or Hometown 1





That's the debate around here...who to root for in the Super Bowl? With yesterday's impressive come-from-behind thriller, Indiana's beloved Colts have finally exorcised the "can't beat the Patriots-can't advance to the big stage"
demons that have been nagging them for years. Peyton Manning is nearly a god around here, and that's saying a lot for a basketball obsessed state! The hype in recent years has been paralleled only by the the disappointment at repeatedly having a fabulous season with a flop of a post-season. All that is past now, and it's time to take a deep breath and get ready to don the royal blue and white on February 4th. Or is it?

Here in Bloomington there is a bit of a dilemma. The quarterback for the opposition in the Super Bowl, the Chicago Bears, is none other than hometown legend Rex Grossman. A stand-out in high school for Bloomington South, Rex's following has intensified each year of his stellar rise from local hero to college phenom at Florida to N.F.L. darling and now Super Bowl dynamo. I strolled down Kirkwood Ave. recently and saw a sign promoting calling early to the bar/eatery to snag seats to watch the big Bears game! What? We're less than an hour from the RCA dome. A short drive from the haunts of Peyton and Marvin and Tony, last names not needed around here. I admit I'm proud of Rex and his accomplishments, but I would feel like a traitor to root against the Colts now! Besides, no one ever posts placards about rooting for the Chiefs, and Trent Green played QB right here at I.U.! That is a classic double standard if you ask me;)

My latest check showed 76 players on the Colts roster. I'm sure the Super Bowl will be awesome, and I wouldn't miss it for the world, even if I'll be watching it in the only town in America where 1 is greater than 76.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Mad As Hell


I connected today with the song "Not Ready To Make Nice" by the Dixie Chicks. Above is a still pic from the video, next is the lyrics, here is a link to the youtube page for the video itself.
Forgive, sounds good. Forget, I'm not sure I could.
They say time heals everything, But I'm still waiting
I'm through, with doubt, There's nothing left for me to figure out,
I've paid a price, and i'll keep paying
I'm not ready to make nice, I'm not ready to back down,
I'm still mad as hell And I don't have time To go round and round and round
It's too late to make it right I probably wouldn't if I could
Cause I'm mad as hell Can't bring myself to do what it is You think I should
I know you said Why can't you just get over it,
It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it
I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby,
With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story
That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger.
And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge
That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over
It's not been often that I've felt this way, but in a few of the biggest turmoils I've experienced in my life a lot of what's said here is what I would express to the ones who were involved. "With no regrets"...frog

The Beauty With Bucks

Well, as if I needed another excuse to add to my Christina worshipping, I just read that she is number 19 in Forbes magazines list of the 20 Richest Women In Entertainment. The list, released on the website yesterday, is accompanied by an interesting article and even a slide show of pictures! Ch-check it out...

Aich-What?-P


In making good on my promise to allow space for a Christina shrine on my blog, here is a pic that will definitely be a poster in my entertainment room someday. I first saw this in the wall-art collection of my cousin who is a damn good photographer herself. Rolling Stone has produced some awesome covers over the years, but this one ranks as one of the most recognized issues ever, and is wildly popular, as well it should. The original release was November 14, 2002, so the world has had a shade over 4 years to bask in the ethereal beauty of the HWOTP...

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

"Deeply Strange, Almost Impossibly Beautiful"


I got an email from my mom today, who got it from my bonus dad, who got it from a friend, who got...well, that sufficiently makes the point that it was a forward, those infamous cluttery creatures who typically confound the mind, waste time and bandwith, and break the concenatration. This one, however, is a complete rarity...it inspired my mind, was worth the minutes and space spent, and brings not just the moment but perhaps even life itself into focus. Check out the link to the top ten photos from the Hubble in it's first 16 years, as voted by astronomers. I like what Michael Hanlon of the Daily Mail said in his article: "...(these photos)illustrate that our universe is not only deeply strange, but also almost impossibly beautiful." What a terrific description, not unlike a few women I've met...

Friday, January 12, 2007

V's Fabulous First Impression


A while back I posted about V For Vendetta, one of my favorite movies of all time. Since then I've discovered the glorious world that is youtube, and on that site found the video clip of a portion of the dialogue. Click here to be amused.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

HWOTP


My fascination with Christina Aguilara has to find an out somewhere, so here's to it... It all began with the Christmas cd she released in 2000, and has yet to peter out. It's the vocals, yeah, that's it...the powerful singing voice. Oh, hell, who am I kidding! I have called her the "hottest woman on the planet" (which I've shortened to HWOTP) for so long now that my closest friends know without asking who I most admire. I did just get the Back To Basics album this past week, and I have to admit it is phenomenal...visually AND melodically, that is. The cover is a masterpiece of amazing pics of the Beautiful one. The 2 discs are simply fascinating productions of groovin' beats and smashing lyrics. In her honor I've chosen the pic above to be the initial shot as I introduce a part of my blog as an X-tina shrine...

Futuresex/Lovesounds



Um, yeah....it's past midnight and I gotta go to work in just a bit but I'm caught up jammin' to JT's newest album. This is a dancin' project (slow or fast, there's plenty of material for both), and groovin' and swervin' is a fav activity of mine. Fascination with females explodes on song after song, and yet it's not rough, crass or tainted with the nervous arrogance that makes so much of pop music almost a nuisance. I hear JT sayin' "girls...I love 'em, I respect 'em, I want 'em in a grown and sexy way..." Girls are so much funner to hang out with than guys...and that's a fact!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Rocked! In The CIty Of Evil

I recently purchased this grand album and am thrilled that I did. I first heard these guys at Ozzfest a few months ago, and have been plotting my acquisition since then. The first song, The Beast & The Harlot is a terrific opening for a hard-rock project. It deals with Revelation 18...read the account, then listen to the song. The Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas tribute, Bat Country, comes across fourth and is equally as forceful and riveting. I'm late to the party in this genre, though I did get into some of the popular bands when I was growing up. I'm finding this work in particular to be entertaining, aggressive and a good way to "out" some frustration. Better them screaming than me, I guess...

Finally, A Soft Drink That Won't Kill Me...


My drink of choice of late...unless and until I get proof that it's bad for me as well.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

V For Vendetta

I picked up the film V For Vendetta this week, and I feel I must do my part to spread the word...this is an awesome film. Click here for the IMDb page. Finally, a movie with outstanding dialogue, plenty of action and very interesting story line! To whet the appetite, here are some cool quotes from the flick:

*After V rescues Evey, she makes the required inquiry into the identification of her hero...
Evey: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of "what", and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh...right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.


*Then, as V furthers his introduction to Evey)...
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-a-vis an introduction, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

*After Creedy threatens V...
Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

*Of course, the brilliant poetic piece of the film...
Remember, RememberThe fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

*From the explosive final confrontation with the evil Creedy...
Creedy: Defiant until the end, huh? You won't cry like him, will you? You're not afraid of death. You're like me.
V: The only thing you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we are both about to die.
Creedy: How do you imagine that'll happen?
V: With my hands around your neck.
Creedy: Bollocks. We've swept this whole place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.
V: No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
Creedy: That's impossible. Kill him!
(At this point Creedy's men open up a barrage of bullets upon V, who though hit many times remains standing, then offers...)
V: My turn.

Awesome to say the least...I will watch again and spread the revolution!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Items Of Recent Interest

A couple of weekends ago I went to OzzFest with my brother Cory. Ozzy wasn't at the Indianapolis show, but the headliner was System Of A Down, which I've referenced before in a previous post. I've liked SOAD for a while now, but after hearing them in concert and seeing firsthand how awesome they are, my fascination has reached a new level. Other bands of interest I heard were Disturbed and Avenged Sevenfold who were also quite fascinating, to say the least. I'll be back, though next time I'll be sure not to go looking like a surfer...I didn't quite fit in with all of the black, and am quite thankful I made it out of there alive...

I've also made it a point to let myself get rawked by Junk a couple times in the last month. If you're hankering for a place to cool off, wind down, get crazy or let your hair down, find a venue where they're jammin' and have at it...

I picked up the new album by The Fray titled "How To Save A Life"...it's a good mellow listen, the great-for-background-music-while-you're-working-type, in my opinion...

I've been reading the Rule #1 book by Phil Town. If I get rich, I'll jazz up my blog and hopefully have the spare time to post more frequently than once a month! Then again, that may not be what the world needs right now...

Football season is upon us, and I was pumped to watch a bit of the Hall Of Fame game this past weekend, even if it was just the Eagles and Raiders. My unapologetic predictions are as follows: in the N.F.L., the Colts will FINALLY do it this year and win the Super Bowl; in N.C.A.A. Div. 1, Notre Dame will recapture some of their glory from ages past, making an all-Indiana set of champs for the year. Seriously, it will happen, just mark it down and congratulate me next February...

I now have cable internet and the ability to use my wi-fi functions of my laptop at the house now. Newsworthy? No, not really. I'm just wondering how in the world I have lived without it for so long...adios.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

My First Meme!

Uh, actually, I had never heard of such a critter until Jabel sent me an email stating I'd been tagged on a meme. My initial reaction was a wotdahail?!?!, but then I consulted the trusty wikipedia and discovered the meaning of a meme. Read it here. Now, the moment that seals my fate as a meme-r...

1. One book that changed your life: Micheal J. Gelb, How to Think like Leonardo da Vinci.

2. One book that you’ve read more than once: Dr. Seuss, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

3. One book you’d want on a desert island: Charles Darwin, The Origin of Species.

4. One book that made you laugh: Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote of the Mancha.

5. One book that made you cry: Stephen E. Ambrose, Undaunted Courage.

6. One book that you wish had been written: Raising Two Boys and Convincing Them That They Are The Most Important People On The Planet To You, Now & Forever

7. One book that you wish had never been written: Haven't found one yet.

8. One book you’re currently reading: The Harvard Classics, Volume 34-Descartes, Voltaire, Rousseau & Hobbes.

9. One book you’ve been meaning to read: Phil Town, Rule #1: The Simple Strategy for Successful Investing in Only 15 Minutes A Week!

10. Now tag five people:
-Becca
-Jeff
-John
-Amy
-Mary

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Cincinnati Reds


I've been a fan of the Reds for a few years now, since the trade that brought my favorite major leage player over from Seattle, Ken Griffey, Jr. The last few years have ranged from dismal to disappointing to downright "I'm not even gonna' watch...", but this season is different. As of today they are just 2 games back of the Cardinals for the top spot in the N.L. Central, and things are exciting again.

The above picture was taken a couple of years ago when I last visited Great American Ball Park with my boys, Boston (now 9) and Britain (now 7). They are actually why I'm posting about the Reds today, as we are planning a return trip in the coming weeks. Each of my boys has followed in my footsteps and like both the Reds and Griffey! Of course, their fascination with my favorite player probably has more to do with the video games they play than it does me, but hey, the end result is the same. I'm looking forward to a day with the guys again, sittin' out at the ol' (new, actually) ballpark, checking out the game, splurging on $6 hot dogs and $5 drinks, and soaking up the rays all in the fabulous venue which is Great American. If you get a chance to go, I highly recommend it. Oh, yeah...there should be some pretty good baseball to watch, too!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Praiseworthy New York Times

I know it's quite pleasing to root for the underdog, at times even heaping praise upon those short on talent and ability but tall on heart and effort. It almost seems the American way to do things, perhaps stemming from the fact that a couple and a quarter plus centuries ago we as a nation were one of the said "underdogs", and challenged the bigs to create a life-system all our own. That being said, I must concede that in the world of newspapers, my praise is going to a big and mighty...The New York Times. In my previous employ I spent a lot of time travelling, and therefore was able to sample a rather large variety of daily papers, both in large metropolitan areas and small, rural locales as well. I now read the NYT about 5 times a week (according to one study [pdf], I'm either a Heavy Reader or a Skimmer), and am always impressed with the amount of readable material and the skill of the writers. I know this is no surprise, seeing that the Times is "one of the most-read newspapers in the world", and as such they have both the means and the business responsibility to have the best writers. I also know that I'm not the first and won't be the last to state this most obvious fact, but I just want to throw in my two-cents worth and say that when it comes to daily papers, the underdog may not be the most worthy of your time.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Elderly Files...Revisited

Well, it has been a bit since I’ve blogged, but there are a number of reasons for that. My work schedule has been hectic and quite busy, but I’ll not be a bore and share too much information on that. I did have somewhat of a bit of inspiration today, so I thought I’d jot down some things. I’m working now at my Home Instead and spending the day with Prof. G. (name left out, obviously, for confidentiality reasons). He is an Alzheimer’s patient that I’ve had the privilege of working with for about six months now, and is quite a remarkable individual, hence my aforementioned “inspiration”. I’m not sure why exactly I’ve not thought to keep up a report on the interesting and otherwise events while I’m here, but while walking with Prof. G. today it hit me-I need to be recording these things. So today I’ll begin, and occasionally kick back to some memories of the past six months.

As I referenced, Prof. G. has Alzheimer’s. The disease is always fatal, and although it seems a bit morbid to mention it now, that fact actually is the best catalyst to encourage me to be the best I can be every time I’m with him…because I want to ensure this last stage of his life is both enjoyable and tolerable. Prof. G. is very mobile and has hardly any trouble getting around, and at 77 that is quite an extraordinary feat! His memory, though, is not quite so robust. The day I first met him we went for groceries and he asked me no fewer than 6 times while we were there if I’d ever been to that store before, and then told me how remarkable a place it was. His memory (lack of) trend of late has been repeated trips to the mailbox, on which trips he invariably checks the neighbor’s mail as well, much to their dismay. I’ve had to make a concentrated effort each time to tell him that the neighbor’s called and told me to tell him that he didn’t need to get their mail today, as they would be getting it themselves. I must use such non-threatening language in order to ensure a pacific rest of the day, for if I fail here his mood becomes full of anger and agitation. On some days this exchange happens better than 25 times, and I must admit that at times it does get a bit frustrating (which, I’m certain, is a very typical human emotion in such situations!). I’ve been blessed with an apparent grand amount of patience, though, and for this I am very thankful. It’s just not worth it on any level to lose my cool, and I think this frequent exercise with Prof. G. will make a better man out of me.

Prof. G. is a remarkable musician, and spent his working years as a musicologist, most recently at Indiana University here in Bloomington. I am treated daily with his playing works by Chopin, Brahms, and his favorite, Debussy, among others. I am a self-proclaimed lover of music, enjoying a wide variety of genres. My favorite in the classical style music has for a number of years been George Friedrich Handel, and specifically his Water Music has been my most listened to piece. Prof. G. evidently has done a lot of teaching on Handel, for I’ve found 20+ books in his library and a number of CD’s by and about the famed composer.

Hey, I did it! I actually jotted down a thought in my blog…imagine that! Well, anyway, I’ll try to do better (of course, I’m talking to myself by way of the printed page, and not trying to make promises to anyone but me, so perhaps the “doing better” is the wrong choice of words). Perhaps I’ll be privileged to both jot down some fascinating memories of my client/friend Prof. G. and maybe remind myself and others of lessons learned along this much illuminated pathway of friendship with an Alzheimer’s patient.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

On The Mend


Well, it's been a bit since I last blogged so I thought I'd jot down a line or two to catch myself up on where I am in life at this point. My most recent post was an advertisement for my rocket, and I must say it's with mixed emotions that I report its' sale. It was purchased by one of the players on one of my favorite sports teams (I'll leave his name and team out for privacy reasons), but that was only a small consolation! I enjoyed meeting the guy, but it must feel the same as when a dad meets his girls date for the first time. The only difference is I knew this guy was gonna ride off into the sunset with her and that I'd never see her again. It still feels a bit awkward...

Anyway, loads of stuff has happened since then. Most noteworthy was my trip to Las Vegas with my gal-pal, Amy. Perhaps I'll share more later, but I just want to mention now that I think I could live at New York, New York Hotel & Casino. The coaster, the food, the atmosphere...it's all good!


I'm currently reading The Millionaire Next Door and am enthralled...these guys are gonna help me on my way to wealth, I just know it. I'm also digging into a book my mom picked up for me called When Bad Christians Happen To Good People.... It's certainly a worthwhile read for the currently churched as well as those of us who've experienced, shall we say, a bit of a bad taste with church-life. Wrapping up my worth-mentioning reads of the moment would be The Body You Want In The Time You Have..., which leaves no room for further excuses for not working out. You name the number of times a week you wanna work out (quite simply, just pick a number between 1 and 7...it's not that hard). Then decide how long you want each workout to last (from 15 minutes up to an hour). Finally choose the type of workout your looking for (i.e., weight loss, definition, mass or a combination of the three) and voila', your personal plan is ready made. Now go find your abs!

Life is great...

Thursday, December 15, 2005

2003 Kawasaki Ninja ZX6RR



That dreadful day has arrived...I'm selling my rocket! I may write a lengthy tribute later, but for now the pain is just to great to dwell on it long enought to pen anything down. It's listed over at ebay (click here for details), and already interest is being shown in taking from me my asphalt love thing. I'll get over it, I'm sure, but I have so many memories that will never go away...

Okay, enough with the sob story. The bottom line is, if you or someone you know is interested in a rocket, here's a steal of a deal. I've gotta get rid of it to make room for other things at the present time, so I'm quite motivated.

PS-To understand my grief at parting, you'd probably have to be a rider...

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Tucker Carlson



My interest in the "news" is not something I would consider white-hot, and perhaps I'd describe it as tepid at best. Most mornings I'll pour myself a bowl of Cheerios topped with blueberries or strawberries, fill up a tall glass of high-pulp orange juice, and snag a banana from the fruit counter at home and then sit down to catch up on the latest. Occasionally I'll tune in to MSNBC or Fox News, but I'd say 90% of the time it's Headline News. I've heard of friends and family members alike who suggest they watch certain shows and avoid certain others because of their political preferences. I guess I'm just not involved enough, or perhaps I just don't possess the intelligence, to detect "spin". Some I'm acquainted with speak almost passionately about who believes what and which anchors are masters at making their political sentiments come out on top, but I just don't seem to get it.

That all being said, in the last two months I've learned of Tucker Carlson, pictured above left. His show The Situation With Tucker Carlson airs at 11 pm EDT on MSNBC. My viewing is not religious and certainly has no set pattern, but a good 2 or 3 nights a week I'll give his show at least a bit of my time. It's not a cover-all like Headline News, and is obviously more of an opinion piece rather than just reporting. I like it just for that reason. He's the type of anchor that I just connect with and when I watch I am not distracted from what he's saying by any idiosyncrasies, unlike with similar programs.

I just recently was made aware that he maintains a blog called Untied, and upon reviewing it I find his writing to be just as enjoyable and informative as the television show. His post for today, for example, is entitled Nice to see Christianity still scares. I'm pasting a copy of it here because I think it's quite poignant and perceptive...

Nice to see Christianity still scares (Tucker Carlson)
People often make jokes about Episcopalians being boring, and unfortunately they're usually right. I know this because on most Sundays I sit through an Episcopal Church service with my wife and children. It's a reassuringly predictable experience, always exactly an hour long. And you'll never meet nicer people. If you needed someone to hold your wallet, or if you were lost in an unfamiliar neighborhood and had to duck into a stranger's house to use the bathroom, you could do a whole lot worse than to meet up with an Episcopalian. No one has better manners.


And that may be the problem. There's a notable lack of urgency in most Episcopal churches. Jesus may have promised he'd come back someday, but in the Episcopal Church you don't get the feeling he really meant it. Nor do you hear a lot about sin. Lust, hatred, gluttony, pride, envy -- those are dramatic emotions. Drama makes Episcopalians uncomfortable. The typical sermon leaves the impression that all would be well in this world if only people could manage to be reasonable with each other. Gentlemanly. Thoughtful.


There's nothing necessarily bad about any of this. (I remain an Episcopalian, with no plans to change.) But every once in a while, as I shift in my pew listening to one of our unusually well-educated preachers expand on the Aramaic understanding of discipleship, I do wish Jesus would come back, preferably in a massive ball of fire through the ceiling of the church. Spiritually, I'm nowhere near ready to face something like that. But it'd be worth it for the shock value.


All of which is to say, I welcome the controversies this season over Christmas. Every time a school district bans Christmas carols, every time the ACLU dispatches a busload of lawyers to fight a nativity scene, every time the ADL declares the Christian Right "dangerous," it's a reaffirmation that the faith is not dead. Dead religions don't give people the creeps. They don't make atheists mad. They don't keep Alan Dershowitz up at night. But Christianity still does. What a relief. It's nice to see that our faith still scares people.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Of Hot News Anchors And Ugly Massage Therapists

Is it just me, or are we in a totally different world than we were in just a few years ago? Bonnie Bernstein is incredible as a sports reporter, but can you be any better looking and know something about a 3/4 court press? Then there's Rachel Nichols who gets my undivided attention everytime she gets airtime...especially when she closes with her name and "Es..p...ANNNN". I saw Soledad O'Brien this morning and felt like Ron Weasly and uttered a quiet, reverential "bloody hell". What about Rudi Bakhtiar??? Who was Dan Rather, anyway? Laurie Dhue is up there in the top rankings of babes on the "boob" tube as well. Almost everything the French do these days is suspect, but Melissa Theuriau is their great equalizer. Let them make all the fuss they want, but keep her on the screen and all is even...though getting her to speak English might be a bit easier.

In the spirit of our favorite homage to newsanchordom, might I finish up by saying with Ron Burgundy..."Be classy...".

PS-The massage therapist insisted on showing up in my title line. Sorry, I have nothing to say about them in this post...

The Peace Of Being "Caught Up"

No, for my churchy friends, that has absolutely nothing to do with the Rapture. (Props to you, R.B.) But, now that I mention it, rapturous delight would not come too far short of describing how it feels for me to finally catch up on my "to-do" list. What with the move to the office building in early November for my real estate career, to accepting more hours (lots, and lots, and lots) of them with the "second" job, I've had a helluva (props this time to you, mom) time staying on track and up to track on the things I need/want/MUST do. At this stage in my life I have to depend on blocking out every waking hour with detailed tasks and places to be. My life is certainly not lacking in demands, nor is it in any wise routine and boring. And therein lies my problem. I feel as though I function better when I can know well in advance where I'm to be, what exactly I'm to be doing, who I'm to be with, and a plan for all things in between. My schedule of late, though, has made that entirely an impossibility. But as of this weekend, I'm caught up and ready to make strides in December to keep things on track. Ahh, how relaxing...(RING...RING)...(DING: "You've got mail!")...("Daddy, can you come play with us NOW?")...("Hello?"..."Um, yeah, I need to buy a house, and it needs to happen like, yesterday! Are you doing anything, say, around 7:30 tonight?"...)...

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Has Anyone Seen November?

I feel like a blogging virgin again since I haven't jotted down my thinks for nearly a month! Due to my big office move and the crazy amount of hours I've been working, my blogging has been nil, but hopefully that's about to change. I've a lot to say, so I'm gonna HAVE to do better at getting on here.

I did brave the late night, pajama-clad high school kid crazy first showing of the latest Harry Potter film in the wee hours of November 18th...but I fell asleep! I was in Indianapolis for Mediation Training for the Board of REALTORS on Thursday and Friday and thought I'd be able to swing a show that Friday morn, but evidently I couldn't last. I know my good pal Jabel was quite excited about seeing the movie, but I think he was a bit disappointed. I can't really say at this point since one of the sleeping fits I had was right in the middle of the third task at the Triwizard Tournament! I recall the maze popping up...and the next thing I really remember was Mad Eye Moody leading Harry back to his office. Um, I think I must've missed the whole encounter with Voldemort, which was supposed to be the pinnacle of the film. I'll just have to watch it again on DVD when it comes out and make my final opinion known at that time.

Also this month I was introduced to a new client with Home Instead so I'll have to draft a new version of my Elderly Files. This man shall be referred to as Prof B., and I have plenty of items of interest to pen down for the record.

And that would be about it this month! I've not played basketball even once, of course it's been too cold for tennis, and I don't have a gym membership. That means only one thing...something's gotta give or I'm gonna be floating up stairwells like a blimp rather than having to stop half-way up to catch my breath...wait, maybe the blimp thing isn't so bad after all.

TBC...

Sunday, November 06, 2005

IMDB Top 100 Best Movies Of All Time

I found this over on Jabel's site, so I thought I'd put it here and contribute to its circulation.

IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time
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Rank

Movie

Didn't See It/
Started It/
Finished It/
Hated It!

1

Godfather, The (1972)

2

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Started It

3

Godfather: Part II, The (1974)

4

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)

Finished It

5

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Finished It

6

Casablanca (1942)

7

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)

Finished It

8

Schindler's List (1993)

9

Shichinin No Samurai [Seven Samurai] (1954)

10

Star Wars (1977)

Finished It

11

Citizen Kane (1941)

12

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

Started It

13

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

14

Rear Window (1954)

15

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Finished It

16

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Finished It

17

Memento (2000)

18

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

19

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Finished It

20

North by Northwest (1959)

21

12 Angry Men (1957)

22

Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le [Amelie] (2001)

23

Psycho (1960)

24

Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

25

Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il [The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly] (1966)

26

Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)

Started It

27

It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

28

Goodfellas (1990)

29

American Beauty (1999)

30

Vertigo (1958)

31

Sunset Blvd. (1950)

32

Matrix, The (1999)

Finished It

33

Apocalypse Now (1979)

34

Pianist, The (2002)

35

To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

Started It

36

C'era una volta il West [Once Upon a Time in the West] (1968)

37

Some Like It Hot (1959)

38

Third Man, The (1949)

39

Taxi Driver (1976)

40

Paths of Glory (1957)

41

Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi [Spirited Away] (2001)

42

Fight Club (1999)

Finished It

43

Boot, Das (1981)

44

Double Indemnity (1944)

45

L.A. Confidential (1997)

46

Chinatown (1974)

47

Singin' in the Rain (1952)

48

Maltese Falcon, The (1941)

49

M (1931)

50

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

Finished It

51

Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)

52

All About Eve (1950)

53

Se7en (1995)

Finished It

54

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

55

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Finished It

56

Cidade de Deus [City of God] (2002)

57

Raging Bull (1980)

58

Rashômon (1950)

59

Wizard of Oz, The (1939)

Finished It

60

Sting, The (1973)

61

Alien (1979)

62

American History X (1998)

63

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)

64

Léon (1994)

65

Vita è bella, La [Life is Beautiful] (1997)

66

Touch of Evil (1958)

67

Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)

68

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

69

Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)

70

Great Escape, The (1963)

71

Wo hu cang long [Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon] (2000)

72

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Started It

73

Clockwork Orange, A (1971)

74

Amadeus (1984)

75

Modern Times (1936)

76

Ran (1985)

77

Annie Hall (1977)

78

Jaws (1975)

Finished It

79

On the Waterfront (1954)

80

Braveheart (1995)

Finished It

81

High Noon (1952)

82

Apartment, The (1960)

83

Fargo (1996)

84

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Finished It

85

Aliens (1986)

86

Shining, The (1980)

87

Strangers on a Train (1951)

88

Blade Runner (1982)

89

Metropolis (1927)

90

Duck Soup (1933)

91

Finding Nemo (2003)

Finished It

92

Donnie Darko (2001)

Finished It

93

General, The (1927)

94

City Lights (1931)

95

Princess Bride, The (1987)

96

Toy Story 2 (1999)

Finished It

97

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Finished It

98

Great Dictator, The (1940)

99

Sjunde inseglet, Det [The Seventh Seal] (1957)

100

Lola rennt [Run Lola Run] (1998)



Which movies have you seen?



Thursday, November 03, 2005

Mommy Dearest

Today is my mom's birthday. Beth Ann Phillips (now Feldman) was born on November 3, 1957, and I'm sure somewhere an angelic choir could be heard. No, 'twas not an immaculate conception-she was just born to common folks and raised in the ordinary town of Springville. There were not any plans to eventually crown her for a role in world leadership-her life was, like the most of us, simply to be charted by Chance and Opportunity. Wise men from afar didn't show up on Spencer Pike to laud her and offer expensive gifts-just visits by the friends and family of her parents, also common people.

If her entry into the world seemed a bit inauspicious and foretold of no certain greatness, her youth and beyond proved to follow-up with more of the same. The stories of her childhood offer a glimpse into a life full of typical accidents, unique in their own right, but nothing extraordinary to speak of. I hear tales of one somewhat strong-willed, a bit rebellious, and very pretty, but of great records and feats, none to speak of.

But if my purpose appears to be in belittling her, that perception is a false one. In fact, nothing could be further from the truth. I merely wanted to give a preface to one of the more amazing stories I've ever known, and show that no matter how small the beginning may have been, the latter years of her life have proven to be absolutely enchanting. Goddess-like, even.

On April 22, 1975 a baby was born to her. In many respects it could have been perceived as an intruder and dealt with as such, seeing that she was just 17. There were nearly 1,000,000 abortions in that year, and that methods popularity was on a sharp increase. I have no idea if she ever considered this option, or if she was counselled to do so, but I'm glad she didn't. Adoption was another avenue she could have taken, and I'm not certain if it ever came to her mind either, but I'm glad she didn't do it. My aim is not at all political, just thankfulness, because in either case I would've been deprived of what I consider to be the one of the greatest benefits of my life-knowing the lady I call mom.

My childhood was spent in the care of a single parent. I know it must have been hard for her more times than it was easy, but as I look back I never recall feeling like I didn't belong. It amazes me because I'm sure there was no way I could have shown appreciation back then to the extent I can now, because I was unable to process the miracle happening in front of my eyes for what it was really worth. The sacrifices, the life-altering responsibilities, the sheer difficulty in trying to care for a son while still trying to find her own purpose and place in the world, it all must have been overwhelming at times. But if it was, I have no bad memories to share because she never even hinted at any hardships to me. Amazing.

She taught me to swim. It was in the Atlantic Ocean and I was about 6 years old. This is one memory I can't escape from, and that she swears to this day wasn't as bad as I let on. All I remember is being what seemed like miles from shore in a boiling, churning sea and let go and told to swim back, I could make it...and I recall the tears I shed! Well, regardless of the facts, I learned to swim, and have no fear, only respect, of the water to this day. I owe her for that.

She let me get involved in sports. From my earliest days I remember being involved in extracurricular activities. Baseball, basketball, football, soccer and eventually tennis. Not to mention the various other Boys Club events and school recreations. I didn't appreciate it enough then, but now that I have two of my own I recognize the amount of time and effort that goes into coordinating and transporting and paying for it all. It must have been tough, but I never recall being told I was too much of a burden and should just learn to play at home. I owe her for that.

She promoted in my life a love of reading. She bought me books, she signed me up for the Weekly Reader, and for my fascination with all things sports she even scored me a subscription to Sports Illustrated and other related magazines. We had televesion, and eventually I got a computer replete with a myriad of games, but she had already instilled in me a passion for the printed word. To this day I'm more often found reading than watching tv or playing video games. I owe her for that.

In my adult life she has taught me to be open-minded and respectful of others. She's given sage advice on money management and business practices. She's been there for me in the biggest philosophical wranglings of my life, and listened attentively to my personal dilemmas. She's the best nanna ("grandmother") to my boys that I could possibly ask for. She beams when she sees Boston & Britain, she dotes on them, and I stand back with a lump in my throat at the love she has for them. I owe her for all of this, too.

But today it's her birthday, and I struggle with what to say and do for her to recognize how important she is to me. I look upon her as the embodiment and epitome of "'tis better to give than to receive". If I could afford them even a Bentley and an island in the Caribbean wouldn't be enough to scratch the surface of the debt I owe to her. I'm neither scholarly nor skilled with words enough to offer her sufficient verbal praise. All I can offer is the fullest love that I as an appreciative son can give, and marvel at its inadequacy.

Mom, when you read this, just know that I love you with all my heart, and that I'm proud to be your son. I don't feel obligated to return favors to you because that would cheapen our relationship, but I do have a strong desire to make you proud and express my fascination for the woman you are.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Week That Was...

I've had a wild and zany few days away from my (quickly becoming) safe-haven blogspot, so I'll just jot down some errant thoughts to recap, lest I forget...err, frogget!

I went with P.C. (see The Elderly Files) and a gal named Kim on Friday to see Romeo et Juliette. Twas a marvelous experience, one I'd love to duplicate so I can once again be mesmerized by the dazzling display of matchless romantic love...ahh, the French language is a perfect vehicle for passionate expressions! (Now, if I could just learn more than Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?) The zaniest moment of the night was when I asked P.C. how to score an opera babe (I actually said that to a nonagenarian!). He said, as only he can, something like this: "Well, look at what's different between you and me. I'm wearing a tuxedo, and I have the look of one going to the opera. You, on the other hand, look as though you might be off to a basketball game (I was wearing dress slacks, a rather dapper Tommy Hilfiger multi-colored shirt and a sport coat, thank you very much!). The secret is in dressing for success." Well, I'll have to remember that one. I did find, curiously enough, that Kim was born on precisely the same DAY I was back in '75...neat.

Over the weekend I did finish (finally) Volume 32 of The Harvard Classics. The book closes with Immanuel Kant's Fundamental Principles of the Metaphysic of Morals. Kant was, curiously enough once again, born on my birthdate, albeit 251 years prior! I must admit I'd have to delve deeper to fully appreciate his work, seeing that at times I can be quite the superficial reader. I did read several items of interest to me, one of which I'll leave for you to ponder:

We cannot therefore act on any definite principles
to secure happiness, but only on empirical counsels,
ex. gr., of regimen, frugality, courtesy, reserve, &c.,
which experience teaches do, on the average, most
promote well-being.
----------------------------------------------------

After Kant was the small work by Giuseppe Mazzini on Byron and Goethe. For me this was a very pleasant read, and not a few of his lines are noteworthy. For sake of brevity, though, I'll offer a few without comment:

Human judgment, like Luther's drunken peasant,
when saved from falling on one side, too
often topples over on the other.
One very much overrated critic writes that
"Byron makes man after his own image,
and woman after his own heart: the one
is a capricious tyrant, the other a
yielding slave.

...love is no more, desire
has taken its place...

It seems as if they were doomed to drag the
broken links of the chain they have burst
asunder, riveted to their feet.

They fall unwept, like a withered leaf
into the stream of time.

Goethe's altar is spread with the choicest
flowers, the most exquisite perfumes, teh
first-fruits of nature: but the Priest is wanting.

I then moved on to Volume 33, Voyages And Travels: Ancient And Modern. The first segment is by Herodotus and is his An Account of Egypt. I'll just say this, its interesting to see how much sex played a role in the Egypt he wrote about. Let's just say it would seem to rival, or outstrip even our day!

Saturday night I ventured out to another good ol' time at the Downtown Tavern for a bit o' fun with the Junk boys. The costume party was wild and crazy (nothing new for DT) and the band was exceptional, as always. For the record I went as a doctor, fully decked out in scrubs and a lab coat...but no patients were willing to have a diagnosis or exam! What was nuts was when I went into Wal-mart just prior to going to the club. It's a damn shame to watch how differently people treat you when they think you're an M.D.! I swear half the people in the place didn't even realize it was so close to Halloween, therefore they had no clue it was just a get-up...and I played along. Seriously, you should try it sometime. (I think next time I'll go as drag-queen...that'd liven 'em up in my town, for sure!).

Yesterday and today has been spent in work, work, work...30 hours between the two, so I must say I'm exhausted and a bit brain-warped. At the office we're just about ready to occupy our gargantuan new building, so a lot of preparation is going into that. We've been plugging away in anticipation of this week for a loooooong time, and now that it's here, it all seems surreal. I hate to have to move into the snazzy new digs, but hey, it's a tough job, but somefroggy's gotta do it!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

My Harry Potter Wishlist

Just a few more days and the mad dash will be on to view Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire. I must confess that I'm a late comer in the HP world, having like so many who erroneously heaped shame and scorn on all who partook of it and yet claimed to be Christian! If I feel like it, I'll humiliate myself on that further at a later time, but for now I have an agenda. Christmas is coming soon ("Hark! The Herals Angels Sing!"...props to you and your love of Christmas music, Jabel) and I need to blog my wants and wishes for the season for those of you who are compelled to lavish gifts upon me. Actually, what follows is of utmost importance, for with just a few of these items checked off I'll have no need of further presents. From 10 to 1 I'll rank what I want that I've read in the Harry Potter series, and you can feel free to choose as you will, and as your budget allows. Here goes:

10. Quidditch Set
09. Room Of Requirement
08. Hogwarts, A History
07. Time-Turner
06. Portkey
05. Marauder's Map
04. Firebolt
03. Floo Powder
02. Wand (preferably the one that chooses me...)
01. Invisibility Cloak

For good measure, please throw in a pack of Chocolate Frogs and some Bertie Botts Every-Flavor-Beans for my stocking. Thanks.