Thursday, December 15, 2005

2003 Kawasaki Ninja ZX6RR



That dreadful day has arrived...I'm selling my rocket! I may write a lengthy tribute later, but for now the pain is just to great to dwell on it long enought to pen anything down. It's listed over at ebay (click here for details), and already interest is being shown in taking from me my asphalt love thing. I'll get over it, I'm sure, but I have so many memories that will never go away...

Okay, enough with the sob story. The bottom line is, if you or someone you know is interested in a rocket, here's a steal of a deal. I've gotta get rid of it to make room for other things at the present time, so I'm quite motivated.

PS-To understand my grief at parting, you'd probably have to be a rider...

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Tucker Carlson



My interest in the "news" is not something I would consider white-hot, and perhaps I'd describe it as tepid at best. Most mornings I'll pour myself a bowl of Cheerios topped with blueberries or strawberries, fill up a tall glass of high-pulp orange juice, and snag a banana from the fruit counter at home and then sit down to catch up on the latest. Occasionally I'll tune in to MSNBC or Fox News, but I'd say 90% of the time it's Headline News. I've heard of friends and family members alike who suggest they watch certain shows and avoid certain others because of their political preferences. I guess I'm just not involved enough, or perhaps I just don't possess the intelligence, to detect "spin". Some I'm acquainted with speak almost passionately about who believes what and which anchors are masters at making their political sentiments come out on top, but I just don't seem to get it.

That all being said, in the last two months I've learned of Tucker Carlson, pictured above left. His show The Situation With Tucker Carlson airs at 11 pm EDT on MSNBC. My viewing is not religious and certainly has no set pattern, but a good 2 or 3 nights a week I'll give his show at least a bit of my time. It's not a cover-all like Headline News, and is obviously more of an opinion piece rather than just reporting. I like it just for that reason. He's the type of anchor that I just connect with and when I watch I am not distracted from what he's saying by any idiosyncrasies, unlike with similar programs.

I just recently was made aware that he maintains a blog called Untied, and upon reviewing it I find his writing to be just as enjoyable and informative as the television show. His post for today, for example, is entitled Nice to see Christianity still scares. I'm pasting a copy of it here because I think it's quite poignant and perceptive...

Nice to see Christianity still scares (Tucker Carlson)
People often make jokes about Episcopalians being boring, and unfortunately they're usually right. I know this because on most Sundays I sit through an Episcopal Church service with my wife and children. It's a reassuringly predictable experience, always exactly an hour long. And you'll never meet nicer people. If you needed someone to hold your wallet, or if you were lost in an unfamiliar neighborhood and had to duck into a stranger's house to use the bathroom, you could do a whole lot worse than to meet up with an Episcopalian. No one has better manners.


And that may be the problem. There's a notable lack of urgency in most Episcopal churches. Jesus may have promised he'd come back someday, but in the Episcopal Church you don't get the feeling he really meant it. Nor do you hear a lot about sin. Lust, hatred, gluttony, pride, envy -- those are dramatic emotions. Drama makes Episcopalians uncomfortable. The typical sermon leaves the impression that all would be well in this world if only people could manage to be reasonable with each other. Gentlemanly. Thoughtful.


There's nothing necessarily bad about any of this. (I remain an Episcopalian, with no plans to change.) But every once in a while, as I shift in my pew listening to one of our unusually well-educated preachers expand on the Aramaic understanding of discipleship, I do wish Jesus would come back, preferably in a massive ball of fire through the ceiling of the church. Spiritually, I'm nowhere near ready to face something like that. But it'd be worth it for the shock value.


All of which is to say, I welcome the controversies this season over Christmas. Every time a school district bans Christmas carols, every time the ACLU dispatches a busload of lawyers to fight a nativity scene, every time the ADL declares the Christian Right "dangerous," it's a reaffirmation that the faith is not dead. Dead religions don't give people the creeps. They don't make atheists mad. They don't keep Alan Dershowitz up at night. But Christianity still does. What a relief. It's nice to see that our faith still scares people.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Of Hot News Anchors And Ugly Massage Therapists

Is it just me, or are we in a totally different world than we were in just a few years ago? Bonnie Bernstein is incredible as a sports reporter, but can you be any better looking and know something about a 3/4 court press? Then there's Rachel Nichols who gets my undivided attention everytime she gets airtime...especially when she closes with her name and "Es..p...ANNNN". I saw Soledad O'Brien this morning and felt like Ron Weasly and uttered a quiet, reverential "bloody hell". What about Rudi Bakhtiar??? Who was Dan Rather, anyway? Laurie Dhue is up there in the top rankings of babes on the "boob" tube as well. Almost everything the French do these days is suspect, but Melissa Theuriau is their great equalizer. Let them make all the fuss they want, but keep her on the screen and all is even...though getting her to speak English might be a bit easier.

In the spirit of our favorite homage to newsanchordom, might I finish up by saying with Ron Burgundy..."Be classy...".

PS-The massage therapist insisted on showing up in my title line. Sorry, I have nothing to say about them in this post...

The Peace Of Being "Caught Up"

No, for my churchy friends, that has absolutely nothing to do with the Rapture. (Props to you, R.B.) But, now that I mention it, rapturous delight would not come too far short of describing how it feels for me to finally catch up on my "to-do" list. What with the move to the office building in early November for my real estate career, to accepting more hours (lots, and lots, and lots) of them with the "second" job, I've had a helluva (props this time to you, mom) time staying on track and up to track on the things I need/want/MUST do. At this stage in my life I have to depend on blocking out every waking hour with detailed tasks and places to be. My life is certainly not lacking in demands, nor is it in any wise routine and boring. And therein lies my problem. I feel as though I function better when I can know well in advance where I'm to be, what exactly I'm to be doing, who I'm to be with, and a plan for all things in between. My schedule of late, though, has made that entirely an impossibility. But as of this weekend, I'm caught up and ready to make strides in December to keep things on track. Ahh, how relaxing...(RING...RING)...(DING: "You've got mail!")...("Daddy, can you come play with us NOW?")...("Hello?"..."Um, yeah, I need to buy a house, and it needs to happen like, yesterday! Are you doing anything, say, around 7:30 tonight?"...)...

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Has Anyone Seen November?

I feel like a blogging virgin again since I haven't jotted down my thinks for nearly a month! Due to my big office move and the crazy amount of hours I've been working, my blogging has been nil, but hopefully that's about to change. I've a lot to say, so I'm gonna HAVE to do better at getting on here.

I did brave the late night, pajama-clad high school kid crazy first showing of the latest Harry Potter film in the wee hours of November 18th...but I fell asleep! I was in Indianapolis for Mediation Training for the Board of REALTORS on Thursday and Friday and thought I'd be able to swing a show that Friday morn, but evidently I couldn't last. I know my good pal Jabel was quite excited about seeing the movie, but I think he was a bit disappointed. I can't really say at this point since one of the sleeping fits I had was right in the middle of the third task at the Triwizard Tournament! I recall the maze popping up...and the next thing I really remember was Mad Eye Moody leading Harry back to his office. Um, I think I must've missed the whole encounter with Voldemort, which was supposed to be the pinnacle of the film. I'll just have to watch it again on DVD when it comes out and make my final opinion known at that time.

Also this month I was introduced to a new client with Home Instead so I'll have to draft a new version of my Elderly Files. This man shall be referred to as Prof B., and I have plenty of items of interest to pen down for the record.

And that would be about it this month! I've not played basketball even once, of course it's been too cold for tennis, and I don't have a gym membership. That means only one thing...something's gotta give or I'm gonna be floating up stairwells like a blimp rather than having to stop half-way up to catch my breath...wait, maybe the blimp thing isn't so bad after all.

TBC...